1. I’m not angry, I’m just giving my emotions a workout.
2. Anger is a sign that you need a vacation… or a punching bag.
3. If you can’t beat anger, join it and become the Hulk.
4. The best way to manage anger is to find the humor in the situation.
5. If anger were an Olympic sport, I’d have a gold medal by now.
6. The only thing worse than anger is passive aggression. Wait, no, that’s a lie. They’re equally terrible.
7. Anger is like a boomerang, it always comes back to you.
8. When life gets tough, just remember that anger is cheaper than therapy.
9. I wouldn’t have to manage my anger if people could learn to manage their stupidity.
10. Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
11. People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
12. At this point, I think some people were put on the planet to test my anger management skills.
13. I don’t always get angry, but when I do, I make sure to do it in style.
14. The best way to deal with anger is to channel it into a productive activity, like cleaning the house.
15. When life gives you anger, make it into a joke and laugh it off.
16. I have a love-hate relationship with my anger, we fight a lot but make up just as often.
17. I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.
18. Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
19. When angry, count to ten. Then laugh at yourself for thinking that would actually help.
20. Anger: the feeling you get when someone takes the last slice of pizza without asking.
